If A Tree Falls On A Led Zeppelin Fan

Can you hear trouble screaming

“free at last, free at last,

thank god almighty,

we’re free at last!”

uh-huh.

And classic rock just might bogart your joint, dickless.

Have you or have you not heard a single solitary song by the

SCREAMING TREES?!

Oh right, sorry, you only dig

BOMBASTIC

rock-n-roll,

Gotcha.

Eat my dust.

You heard me,DUST, number one suicide stopper, conventional song structures and you can dance to it too, trust me.

Otherwise,

what do you know bandboy, it’s morning in America, the birds are singing but

the song

remains the same. Destroy your clock-radio, time to wake up.

Love,

you can thank me later

Home.