Hi Austin,
What a lying sack of shit you are.
Once I was walkin down the street so a man came
over to perpetrate and when the cops arrived instead
of settin him straight all they did was turn the whole thing against me
since I was wearin a slip that day.
What are you doing wearing a slip in broad daylight?!
Um, beating on people? Obstructing
traffic, right, forcing
all those cars to stop and stare.
I hope you understand slackwit how
particular my
tastes are, how such a sacred garment
alone can
adorn my form, no less than criminal
to cover it up. Does “sheer elegance” ring a bell? Gotcha. No nonsense from
you, Lottie. Pantywaist. Nice dress, Loretta, very sophisticated, Nancy
Reagan give you that? Guess what? You were taken.
Hey Austin, my friend Timmy The Third
was just wonderin how many more libraries you closed while he was napping.
He says the rule here is if you don’t
have a laptop then go somewhere else, don’t impede the progress of this
thriving metropolis.
And everyone waxes their cars on Saturday.
What a lying sack of shit you are.
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2002 Robin Plan and troublewaits.com.
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MONEY magazine has chosen Austin for its 16th
annual list of The Ten Best Places To Live In America. Released Tuesday, the
December, 2002 list identifies 10 metropolitan areas where Americans are moving
and real estate has been booming.
"By choosing to live in or near these
metropolitan areas, millions of Americans have already voted with their feet
and their wallets, so that was our starting point," MONEY Senior Editor
Pat Regnier said, "Austin has been chosen for the fifth time on our list
for several reasons. It's the perfect combination of city life and hill country
and the music in Austin is legendary."
In Austin, residents enjoy a stylish, exciting
urban life without a lot of the hassles big cities are known for.
[The prosperous] West Lake Hills is on
the south bank of the Colorado River and offers a landscape quite distinct
from the city.
Round Rock
…has large contemporary houses, community tennis courts, swimming pools,
and clubhouses…
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