trouble’s new stand-up fall down mental illness according to Dr.
Fuckhead and the DSM:
DSM
classification: 300.11 Conversion Disorder (or Hysterical Neurosis, Conversion
Type)
Onset: spontaneous may 12, 2002 while typing PSB poem called
Killers In The House
“The essential feature of this disorder in an
alteration or loss of physical functioning that suggests physical disorder, but
that is instead apparently an expression of psychological conflict or need.
“…the
most obvious and classic conversion symptoms are those that suggest
neurological disease, such as paralysis, aphonia, seizures, coordination
disturbance, akinesia, diskenesia, blindness, tunnel vision, anosmia,
anesthesia, and paresthesia. Vomiting as a conversion
symptom can represent revulsion and disgust (see trouble’s anorectic dx).
The
following mechanism explains what trouble derives from having
a
conversion symptom.
“…the
person achieves “primary gain” by keeping an internal conflict or need out of
awareness.
In
such cases there is a temporal relationship between an environmental stimulus (the world) that
is related to a psychological conflict or need and initiation or exacerbation
of the symptom (world-weary-awareness).
“…In
such cases the symptom has a symbolic value that is a representation and
partial solution of the underlying conflict (going blind from seeing what’s in front of you, ie: clarity is a wrecker)
Associated Features:
“…the
symptom develops in a setting of extreme psychological stress and appears
suddenly (getting exiled from psb, my mental
health support group the day we learned about Sar’s suicide. Lili
ANGRILY disappearing, no access to board during banishment, can only read what
other members [loved ones] are experiencing).
“…la
belle indifference, an attitude toward the symptom that suggests a relative
lack of concern, out of keeping with the severe nature of the impairment, is
sometimes present. (uh-huh.)
“Recurrance of an episode of conversion disorder usually predicts a
chronic course.”
Predisposing factors:
“…extreme
psychosocial stress, (e.g. warfare [psb], or the recent death of a significant figure [psb]). Histrionic personality disorders also
increase vulnerability to this disorder.” (hi)
Prevalence:
“…common
several decades ago it is now rarely encountered (thanks dr. fuckhead for knowing how to do your job). Most cases are seen …in
military settings.”
Hysteria!!!!! Cure According To Dr. Fuckhead:
“When
this starts happening get off the computer, put down the newspaper, whatever is
causing the symptoms. What you need Robin is attention.”
“I hope you’re not suggesting involvement with other
human beings…”
“That’s
exactly what I’m recommending, call someone, talk to them about what’s on your
mind, better yet be
with someone…”
“Smelling salts? you seen my smelling salts, anyone,
narcs, tranques, hand ‘em over, thanks, just don’t be a people person within
500 yards of my fainting couch til I figure out the difference between
nurturers and torturers, humans and software, someone and no one and of course,
words on paper verses words on monitor, ok, please?”
thanks,
trouble
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