I enjoy being a girl

 

trouble is outbursts, dramatics, fuckJme-cum-Lns, and god help

us, lacey lettered poems slushy in adolescent morbidity, skip 'em,

i am a girl, an eleven year old girl, we are hard to handle, oppressed

man, have been strong-armed into dropping entire dress rehearsal

by the onset of the menarche. i may be middle-aged but i still

bleed. you don't find many eleven year old girls around ever

after, but heres the giveaway:

 

will not give herself away

is tomboy cute, sweet, naughty, innocent, submissive, nervy,

and above all obnoxious riffing name-calling scoffer. thats it.

ready for the mind-fuck?

 

how to spot a womon:

 

N ejaculate on face (out damned spot!)

N supreme sex in giving and relishing misery

N faker, smokeless tobacco

N non-violent killer in the house

N emotional guide suppressive of emotional expression

N mystery-destroyer

N shirker of existential dictate: BE, incompetent usurper of male role: DO

N is uncomfortable in own body, but too stupid to take the stick out of her ass

N does not know how to fight, b/c do not know how to fuck

N wears potato sacks bought from saks

N non-waiter, untrue to her nature; babies take a long time to come out, clockwatcher

N bastards like you take even longer to call back

N hates herself, thinks this makes her special

N advocates change via macho imitation VERSES womanly inspiration

N will turn her back on you for the sake of an idea, always stolen, never original

 

 

N   speaks in argot, womyns ways of knowing nothing:

 

   heteropatriarchy

   rape culture

   testosterone poisoning

   phallocracy

   the male gaze

   abelism

   handicapable

   backlash

   coming to voice

   separatism

   the courage to heal

   intercourse=rape

   connected learning

   genderic

   transgressive

   gynergy

   herstory

   transformation

   goddess

   diva

   womanist

   female divinity

   empowerment

   reclaim

   alice walker (please!)

   take back the night

   the personal is political

   victim class

   the journey

   the rage

   male identified womyn

   abortion on demand and without apology

   projection, example: whore/madonna complex, big male sin. Ask her what she thinks of Madonna Ciccone.

 

where did I find this shit?

everywhere, including tax-supported public school textbooks.

last word (really) from

Amazons, A Feminist Dictionary (Kramarae and Treichler, Harper/Collins 1992)

 

definition of girl:

 

a word used to imply childishness, dependency, conformity,

purity, delicacy, non-aggressiveness, and non-competitiveness.

used by people who have a need to see wimmin in narrow non-threatening, or diminutive terms.undoes any implications of status, authority, and true seriousness of purpose.most red-blooded women find the term offensive.the harm done may be deep and long-lasting

 

Shakespeare for Lotties:

 

SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!

webaster, yall know what goes here right, BLANK VERSE, type it up, white on white, lets get it on, thanks, oh and hey hellhound,
have a nice girl
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

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