Robin
Plan: trouble
Author, Suicide/Survivor
Notes (1988), goodbye
radio, hello happiness (1989), troublewaits
(2002).
Official dx (diagnosis): major depression w/ psychotic tendencies,
schizo-affective disorder, hypo-mania, triple-mixed personality disorder:
narcissistic, histrionic and borderline features, PTSD, ADHD, migraines,
carpal tunnel syndrome, narcolepsy, nonverbal learning disability, conversion
disorder (hysteria), anxiety, social phobia, hallucinations, poor concentration,
impulsivity, intolerance, dissociative episodes, thought disorders, and
an abundance of superficial emotions. Medications: lamitcal (mood stabilizer),
gabitril (mood stabilizer).
PSYCHO-BABBLE,
or PSB:
Controversial online psychiatric research and support group community trouble
belonged to and kept getting kicked out of for running her mouth ("incivility").
(Dates of trouble’s active membership: 1/12/2002-4/08/2002.) Psycho-babble
is divided (no shit) into several boards, including one for medication-related
issues, another for psychological treatments, and one for making friends,
a board called Psycho-Social-Babble, or PSB for short. We are all
there in PSB archives.
Dr.
Bob:
Psychiatrist, university of chicago professor, father of psycho-babble,
but not of its children.
Sar:
Member of psycho-babble, deceased.
Lili
(8888888888888888888888888888):
Member of psycho-babble, missing.
Lotties/Loretta:
Inspired by Nick Cave's Anima Rising.
Nailbiters:
Don’t get me started.
Headcases:
Start me up.
Johnny
Cash:
Answers to life, period.
Catholicism:
See: wrecker
Bob
Dylan:
(?!?!?????!?!?!)
New
Vision Church of Religious Science:
See: Johnny Cash, period.
Webaster/Army/Meow-Maker/Canadian
Bacon, Beef Bologna/Boyfriend/Fiancé/Basil/Hellhound
On Her Trail:
Former Stanford teacher who taught goodbye
radio, hounded robin tirelessly for years before convincing her to
publish "new stuff,” patron of the arts, editor of ellavon,
transforms
artistes into authors. His name is Bob but he is not
the Dr. Bob we talk about above.
dr.
fuckhead:
trouble's shrink for 3.5 years. Neuropsychiatrist, board certified in adult
and forensic psychiatry, believes Freud's not dead and knows how to use
him.
dr.
little-bit:
trouble's psychologist, 26 months, had a spat, ditched him.
dr.
disobey:
trouble’s long-lost psychologist, had to say sayanora for awhile since
managed care (HMO) knows what's best for everyone. New insurance company=new
rules, i.e. he's BAAAAAACK, thanks!
doris
day:
mommie
dearest.
suzy:
Diagnostic and statistical manual code 296.34, also known as the blackhearted
bitch.
Good
people:
Bad people.
Bad
people:
Good people.
Jeff:
trouble’s first fake husband, known to readers of previous publications
as "Darius," or Jeffrey Darius Smith. Ruling authoritative voice concerning
involuntary psychiatric confinement.
Shakespeare:
Me, Paul Westerberg, you, whole fuckin planet in all its glorious Lorettas.
Austin:
Home. dot.com land of starbucksification sorrow, sorry,
big bucks land of fake mystic sorrow.
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TROUBLEWAITS according to Robin (John):
When i was a kid and some
adult felt obligated to acknowledge the fact of my existence they'd usually
say something like so little girl, what are you going to do when you grow
up? My answer:
"WAIT".
TROUBLEWAITS according to Basil (Yoko):
we are all trouble.
trouble waits for everyone
true love waits for everyone.
troublewaits for truelove.
Copyright 2002 Robin Plan and troublewaits.com. All rights reserved.