Hey,

Been standin up and falling down lately can’t make words sound right and for once the locals aren’t given me the gawking evil-eye, they’re being non-judgmental and not unsympathetic, this is quite a change. Don’t fuck with me Austin, I don’t like surprises, you can be nice or you can be a prick but you can’t be both, I have better things to do with my time than sorting out your pathologies, thanks.

Now you wanna get nutritionists involved, saying drink water, don’t smoke, eat food every day, oxidation, nutrients, blood, it’s all connected and goes around in a big circle, blood, carrying nutrients to this place and that, people who let this process slide standup and falldown, but at least they can fit into their swimming suit. Come on in, foodwhore, the water’s wet.

Love,

I am the walrus

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